Today, years of AI military investments finally paid off
In the last decade the United States has spent mountains of money on really high-tech weaponry and on even more sophisticated AI military systems. Today, that policy has finally paid off, bearing fruits that are impossible to deny, and warm the hearts of everybody seriously wishing to make America and the whole Free (from what, exactly?) World Great Again. In order to understand how great a progress has been made today, however, a short recap is necessary.
How America became the most powerful, most AI-powered war machine the world has ever seen:
(this is just a very small summary, of course, that doesn’t do justice to the true, unprecedented greatness of the effort. All emphasis mine)
2023/04/26: Palantir launches an Artificial Intelligence Platform (AIP) and demos how a military might use it to fight a war
2024/03/11: The Pentagon requests $1.8 billion for AI spending in fiscal year 2025 as they view AI as a top priority.
2025/06: Trump issues Executive Order directing the Defense, Interior and Energy departments to lease out underused base land... to private developers to build and run data centers expected to support artificial intelligence and military applications
2025/07/a: Trump announces American’s AI Action Plan that will transform countless industries including defense, because “AI has the potential to transform both the warfighting and back-office operations of the DOD. The United States must aggressively adopt AI within its Armed Forces if it is to maintain its global military preeminence.“
2025/07/b (coincidence, surely): the same day, Trump buys millions in Nvidia, Apple and Microsoft
2026/01/09: The US Secretary of War directs the Department of War to “accelerate America’s Military AI Dominance by becoming an “AI-first” warfighting force across all components.“
2026/02/01: The US and Israle, attack Iran. On that day, a US missile hits an elementary school in Minab suggested as target by AI fed with wrong data, killing 156 civilians including 120 schoolchildren (compare this with #14 below!!!!)
2026/03/03: “Trump is using AI to fight his wars” first in Venezuela, to plan and execute Maduro’s snatching, then to identify which Iran targets to bomb
2026/03/04 (coincidence, surely): Analyst says interest in Epstein files plummets
2026/04/22: Pentagon asks for $54bn in pivot towards AI-powered war
2026/05/02: Pentagon partners with major tech firms to further integrate AI into classified networks, speeding up data analysis and battlefield decisions
2026/06/05: Trump signs National Security Presidential Memorandum 11 which, among other things, “orders the Defense Department to update its policy on autonomous weapons, and vests accountability for AI use within the military chain of command rather than external regulators.”
2026/06/30: Trump administration announces ‘War Force’ effort based on hiring “experts in designing, building, integrating and maintaining capabilities like frontier AI, machine learning, automation and data systems.”
2026/07/16: As of this day, standard intelligence review of the attack to the Minab school hasn’t been ordered yet
This is what you (hopefully) already knew. But today...
Today it’s a great day. Seriously. Today it’s the day we finally know that all that effort is paying off. Today, with the Iran war cost estimated at $37.5bn so far for the US alone, and after the US has spent at least $75 billion in AI-driven programs since 2016, today is the day when...
...the US military asks for “new creative and unconventional” ideas to pressure and punish Iran not to those godlike AI tools but... to its own dull, outdated, so ordinary, merely human soldiers and analysts, because:
“We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran...”
“U.S. Central Command has a long history of thinking and working in innovative ways,” Capt. Timothy Hawkins, a spokesperson for CENTCOM, said in a statement. “Admiral Cooper, in particular, reaches out to members of our great team, regardless of rank, to achieve the highest levels of operational performance possible.”
“You need creative minds at times - especially if you’re running out of conventional options,” said one of the sources familiar with recent planning discussions.”
Yes, you read that right. It did take forty years since good old Clint explained to his soldiers that if you need “new creative, innovative and unconventional ways” to pressure and punish your enemy you must ask humans to:

It took forty years, but that pearl of wisdom finally reached the tob brass. After untold billions of dollars spent on military AI and on bombing decisions based on AI processing of data, today the Pentagon has said, almost explicitly:
“Our glorious Very Stable Genius selflessly put us in such a mess that even after depleting stockpiles of extremely expensive weapons we can’t find the way out ourselves, not even with the even more expensive AI tools he pushed us to buy, PLEASE HELP”.
I never, ever use AI for writing,
but this time asking a chatbot why this happened was too fun to not do it. So I asked Gemini “Why is the Pentagon asking how to punish Iran to human analysts, instead of asking to AI?”
And Gemini worked well enough (I won’t say “was honest enough” because honesty is a quality of humans, not of some blob of bits) to answer what, without making anybody’s water scarcer, or electricity more expensive, every human with an ordinary but true intelligence and no personal interest in pumping AI stocks already knew since forever:
because current AI models lack true strategic imagination, political context, and accountability. While AI is used for data processing and targeting, humans are needed for out-of-the-box thinking.
True Innovation: AI systems like large language models predict patterns based on past data; they cannot invent genuinely novel political-military concepts or “out-of-the-box” solutions
Nuanced Judgment: Humans understand complex regional diplomacy, hidden cultural factors, and shifting political redlines that algorithms cannot weigh or feel.

Oh, I almost forgot: to make all this even more tragically fun, still today, “AI data centers have become sitting ducks in the Iran war”.
At this point, I only have one more question:
From where I sit, the silver lining of this failure is that it may make easier for the EU to avoid, not just in military matters, all the AI errors and wastes of public money made by the US. At the same time, I can’t help but ask:
Why isn’t this farcical bit of news enough to trigger the worldwide AI stock market crash that’s been overdue for our common good since at least last November?
Seriously: why aren’t AI stocks going down the drain right now? Why aren’t pension funds worldwide already divesting their AI stocks?
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