Manuel Bravo makes video tours of ancient places, and his "Virtual Rome" reconstructs the city as it stood in the second century AD, when its buildings were at their height. The camera flies over the rooftops, moving the way drone footage does, so the views are ones no Roman ever had. β Read the rest
In the Season 3 finale of Bravoβs βThe Valley,β succinctly titled βThe Valley of the Damned,β Danny Booko β who does voice work for movies and video games when not reigning as secret-glugger #1 in this Vanderpump-adjacent reality show β takes his maddening schtick one silly voice too far, introducing βCount Bookula.β
While attending a vampire-themed party at castmate Brittany Cartwrightβs house, Booko goes to work on making damn sure he ends the season in the cringiest way possible β having spent the previous episodes speaking down to his wife, Nia Sanchez, making women on the show uncomfortable and frat-boy screaming βLetβs Go,β constantly β adapting a pickle-tongued βBookulaβ voice upon entry and not dropping it until he gets too drunk to bother and, later, has a plastic cup bonked off his head by Janet Caperna. (And here I will go on record to say: TEAM JANET!)
Roughly 15 years or so, I twice attended an immersive fright house called βBlackoutβ in New York that was really nothing more than a cheaper way to have a date with a dominatrix. During these occasions, myself and other paying attendees entered a pitch-black warehouse, one by one, and were made to do such things as dance with short naked men, spit in strangersβ hands so another person could slurp it up and be chased until our only option was to fall over the back of a couch. These experiences came to mind while hearing Danny take on a yet-to-be-previously attempted vampire voice as he dodged dirty looks and jettisoned drinkware.Β
Danny, my love (said in Nia voice), you sucked the most this season, and thatβs for sure.